

The omelet was the only thing he would ever eat. He used to work in park and just like Rigby, he was obsessed with the hat. A long time ago, I knew a guy by the name of Jonathan Kimble. What? What are you talking about? Tell him Skips. You know, there might be a way to win that hat. It was a stupid thing to say, and I didn't mean it. What are you doing here? Look, I'm sorry for what I said earlier. Really, I am, but I can't just sell you the hat. Come on, you've got to be able to make an acception. Look, my friend really wanted this hat, and now he's in a coma from trying to finish your challenge. What do you mean it's not for sale?! I mean it's not for sale. Why?! Because I made a promise to Rigby and I'm gonna keep it. Where are you going?! Back to the restaurant. He doesn't deserve to be in a coma because of it. Everyone only hangs out with you because you're our boss! Rigby only wanted to try and win a hat. Mordecai, what are you doing?! What's your problem?! This has nothing to do with work! He just wanted the hat! And look where it got him! Your friend over there is only going to get you into trouble! Right, take advice from Benson about friends, since you've got soooo many of 'em. What? Maybe if you've been working like you were supposed to, none of this would've happened. Well, I hope you've learned something from all of this. Is there anything we can do? All we can do is wait. Unfortunately, due to the large quantity of eggs that he consumed, there's a strong chance that he may never wake up again. Rigby? RIGBY!? WAKE UP! Get back! Punch it, we're losing him! Your friend Rigby is in a coma because of an allergic reaction his body had to the eggs. What? - Please, just promise you'll get the hat for me. Mordecai, promise me that whatever happens, you'll get me that hat. Did I win it? Dude, you didn't even come close. Dude, you're allergic to eggs?! I thought if I ate really fast, maybe I wouldn't notice. What would you like sir? - Bring me the omelette. What does the sign say over there? The customer is always right.

Yeah, and it's the only reason we're here so - Sir, i-it's really just - OK hold on, hold on. I wouldn't recommend the Eggscellent Challenge, it's more of a promotional item. Have you decided? Uh I'll take the Eggs Benedict and an orange juice. We'll go to that stupid restaurant, I hate it when you talk like that. Yeah but - Shubaboo! - But - Sleepypoo! Alright, fine. But when you finish and you're still hungry, don't come crying to me cause I ain't sharin'.
#EGGSCELLENT CHALLENGE PLUS#
Why does it say "I'm Eggscellent" on it? Oh it doesn't matter cause I just payed for it with money! Plus why would you buy it anyway when you can get it for free? Yeah but the omelet probably costs more than Dude forget it! You wanna order a measly two egg breakfast, that's fine by me. Hey, where'd you get that hat? I bought it. But seriously a twelve egg omelet, why don't you just buy the hat? That doesn't make a cool story. It's got air holes in the back to keep a cross breeze going and everything. Yes they are! Truckers wear them all the time. Aw come on! Did you see how awesome that hat was? It was a net hat. Dude, did you see the size of that omelet? No one will ever win that hat. Many have tried, none have succeeded, could you be the first to slay the dragon and be eggscellent. That's right, finish the omelet and get the coolest hat ever invented for free. And you win this hat that says "I'm Eggscellent" on it. Finish in under an hour and your party eats for free. Twelve eggs, chili, cheese, biscuits and a fruit bowl. The Eggscellent Challenge is that challenge. Only once every thousand years does an eating challenge appear with the ability to blow everyone away. Yeah, it really looks like you're eating up a storm there. " Hey, come on you two, you're supposed to be working.
#EGGSCELLENT CHALLENGE FULL#
"Hey, bus full of grade schoolers, learn this. Dude, didn't he flip a car in the last episode? He flips a car in every episode.

You'll never take me, Easton! You put me in jail, I'll just escape! Escape this, Manetti.
